"Cooking sucks when you live alone."
"Tell me about it! You make a pot of chili and you end up defrosting the leftovers for a month."
"I have to separate my slices of bread because one end of the loaf will get moldy before I eat my way to it."
"And don't even get me started on produce."
"Oh my god! It's a goddamn race to finish the salad-in-a-bag before it turns to slime."
"Right? I've just come to terms with the fact that I have to buy a whole new cream cheese every time I want to eat cream cheese. I know the one in my fridge will be growing green fur by now."
"Trader Joe's should have a single-person aisle with single-serving everything. Tiny mayonnaises and little blocks of cheese."
"It can be called The Forever Alone Aisle."
"And it can be located next to the cat food."