Truths You Don't Learn Until Adulthood

• Hard work will take you far in life. Getting your boss to like you will take you farther.
• Identify the things that you're interested in and learn a lot about them. This will make you interesting. 
• It's more important to meet people who are interesting than to meet people you have things in common with. 
• It really is okay to have small breasts. Padded bras will  make your clothes fit just fine, and they're much more convenient than lugging around large boobs.
• Exercise can make you feel better. 
• It doesn't matter what people think of you. It matters what you think of them.
• If you have wavy or curly hair, for the love of God, do not brush it!
• You will acclimate to your level of happiness and forget to appreciate things. But, enthusiasm and appreciation make everything better. 
• The people you once thought were old were only 25! 
• It's a good practice to be nice. But sometimes, it's better not to be.
• If you are female, most people will lead you to believe that it's your duty, and not your choice, to get married and then pregnant. Those people are wrong.
• High school and college aren't as important as the projects you tackle and the people you meet there.
• Pay attention to the people, things, and places you like when you're a little kid. These archetypes will show up again later.
• Shit doesn't matter. Like, any of it. You'll know it when it does. 
• Never stop playing!